Public Service Announcement - 9/09/09
Beware of Facebook Hair... This affliction is growing more and more common as people begin their day by being sucked into the unending void of the networking website.
Definition: Hair that has been allowed to dry into an au naturel state. It is limp, lifeless, and unbecoming.
Cures: There are no known complete cures for this horrible condition. If you feel you are suffering from Facebook hair please go to your nearest closet and place a baseball cap on your head. If you are capless then the CDC (Council for Damaged Ends Control) suggest you massage a leave in conditioner into your limp locks and attempt to flat-iron.
We urge all citizens to step away from the computer now.